ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – A very innovative local entrepreneur who we’ll call Johnny Doe, is reportedly making a ton of money manufacturing medical masks. Doe told a reporter with the Albuquerque Articulator Express, that he has patented a medical...
LAREDO, Texas – The Laredo sector of the Border Patrol has stated that the apprehension of illegal immigrants has dropped by 98%. BP spokesperson, Benardo Poggenpohl, said that in his conversation with one of the Guatemalan detainees, he was told,...
ALLIGATOR, Mississippi – The Mississippi Delta Order of The Grand Dandelion has just emailed all of their members a very important message. Assistant Semi-Grand Dragon, Rufus Leland “Slick” Maconwitt, informed the fellas that, due to the new 6-foo...
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Hundreds of thousands of Taylor Swift’s fans who reside in Tennessee, are pleading with her to run against Senator Marsha Blackburn, who many say has lost the last few marbles she had. According to Political Salad Bar Maga...
HOLLYWOOD – There is probably nobody in the entire USA who dislikes Donald Trump more than the legendary singer, Cher. Cher, who with her husband Sonny, were part of one of the most popular singing duets of all time, confessed to The Cucamonga Ch...
JOPLIN, Missouri - An Evangelical minister who did not want his name mentioned, for fear of being burned at the stake, said that there is a lot of dissension among the ranks of the righteous brothers and sisters. He divulged that more than half of...
LOS ANGELES - The former royalty couple and their baby have left the bitter cold weather of Vancouver, and are now residents of the hot weather of Los Angeles. The couple spoke with iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia, and told her that they decided to l...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that an unnamed member of Nancy Pelosi’s staff has overheard her mumbling to herself, “I am honored to be your new president.” The staff member said that she, personally, has heard Miss...
NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics. People are saying that the New York governor conducts him...
HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...
LONDON - Reports coming out of England confirm that Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, has, in fact, just tested postive for the COVID-19 flu virus. And, within 45 seconds, Trump Central (aka Fox News) reported that they truly believe...
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - MTV is reporting that many grocery store chains are now having to hire extra security guards. They note that due to the extreme shortage of toilet paper they are seeing more and more incidents of violence among the shoppers.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Since President Donald Trump will no longer be able to have his never-ending political campaign pep rallies, he has become very moody, downright depressed, and is stress-eating (as many as five Big Macs per day). He actually wan...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci is the highly-respected director of the National Institute of Allery and Infectious Diseases. Donald Johnny Trump is the electoral college president, and pretty much self-proclaimed King of the United States.
CORONA, California – A vast majority of the citizens of this quaint California town, where Emperor Hirohito was allegedly born, have asked the mayor and the city council to change the name of the city. One resident, Billy Bobby Millwinkle, said th...
* If I had to pick someone to blame this Chinese Flu on it would have to be Genghis Khan/ He was 91% Chinese. I read once in grade school that he was one of the very first people to suffer from bacteria. * I want my base and my baseless to know th...
NEW YORK CITY – The network known as Trump Central has just announced that several of its employees have tested positive for the COVIR-19. Sean Hannity’s Network which somehow still refers to itself as “Fair & Balanced” has finally stopped pu...
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