JOPLIN, Missouri - An Evangelical minister who did not want his name mentioned, for fear of being burned at the stake, said that there is a lot of dissension among the ranks of the righteous brothers and sisters.
He divulged that more than half of the churchgoers are starting to believe that there is a sucker born every minute as General Robert E. Lee said over 150 years ago.
And with each new day, more and more of the holier-than-thou Congregationalists are starting to believe that Trump most probably has the COVFEFE-45 Flu, simply because he has been around at least 117 individuals who have contracted it.
One Detroit pastor said, “I mean, just do the math. 24 plus 21 equals 45.” When asked to explain, he remarked, “The Trumpster is the 45th president.
Lots of the churchers who voted for Trump, now know (in their heart of hearts at least) that King Donald has to constantly tell lie after lie after lie, because, if he didn’t, he would end up as quiet as a church mouse (no pun intended).
And so Evangelicals, such as Brother Bocephus Beauregard from New Orleans, now openly admits that “DJT is no longer my hero and, in fact, he has now become the laughing stock of the entire nation, including Asia, Europe, Africa, and Translandia."
Brother Beau then said, tongue-in-cheek, “I don’t wish no harm on Trump the Chump, but I wish Godzilla would grab his orange ass, and take him off to a cave down in Australia.”