Nancy Pelosi Has Been Overheard Saying “I Am Honored To Be Your New President”

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 27 March 2020

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Nancy recently told Anderson Cooper that she is 80, but that she feels 70.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that an unnamed member of Nancy Pelosi’s staff has overheard her mumbling to herself, “I am honored to be your new president.”

The staff member said that she, personally, has heard Miss Nancy utter that phrase no less than 17 times just in the past week.

It’s no secret that it is conceivable that Pelosi could very well end up being the nation’s 46th president, due to the simple fact that President Trump and Vice-President Pence are just not exercising caution regarding his COVFEFE-45 Flu Virus.

Reports are that Trump shakes hands with at least 40 people each and every day, and GOPicky Magazine has divulged that 39 of those are Republican senators and congressman.

The magazine pointed out that, if that continues, there won’t be any Republicans in either the Senate or the House of Representatives.

And, as Miss Nancy has mentioned, if that ever happens, most of Trump’s base will most probably move their mobile homes up to Canada or down to Bolivia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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