Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Archie Are Leaving Vancouver, Canada for Good

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 27 March 2020

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Meghan says that she wanted to move to Los Angeles because she loves going to the beach and feeding the seagulls.

LOS ANGELES - The former royalty couple and their baby have left the bitter cold weather of Vancouver, and are now residents of the hot weather of Los Angeles.

The couple spoke with iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia, and told her that they decided to leave Canada because Meggy learned from her allergist that she is allergic to icicles.

Harry interjected that his wife is also deathly afraid of moose. He giggled as he said that one of them came close to biting her on her left elbow, but luckily Meghan was able to beat it off with her Martha Stewart Designer Purse.

The vibrant couple decided to settle in Los Angeles, because Meg hopes to get back into the entertainment business.

She added that she hopes to star in a movie with either Bradley Cooper or Liam Hemsworth.

When Meghan was asked who, in all of Tinsel Town, would she most like to meet, she smiled, and said she'd love to meet Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.

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