Fox News is Reporting That Several of its Employees Now Have The C-19 Virus

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 23 March 2020

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An inside source at the White House says he believes that Trump likes Hannity more than he likes Melania.

NEW YORK CITY – The network known as Trump Central has just announced that several of its employees have tested positive for the COVIR-19.

Sean Hannity’s Network which somehow still refers to itself as “Fair & Balanced” has finally stopped putting out that the Coronavirus was merely a big scare tactic devised by Nancy Pelosi, Whoopi Goldberg, Coach Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs, and the Democrats.

Even, the Fox poster punk, Sean Hannity is now crawfishing (back pedaling as they say down in the Louisiana bayous) and saying that his director and his producer made him say that COVIR-19 was just a hoax dreamed up by the Liberal media.

So now Sean “The Marionette” Hannity has got so much egg on his Flintstone-looking face that he looks like a Savannah, Georgia egg-laying chicken hatchery.

There is a rumor circulating in the D.C. area that Trump plans to dump Mike Pence and put Hannity on the GOP presidential ticket.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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