Trump Simply Goes Berserk When Reporters Ask Him Gotcha Questions

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 25 March 2020

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Donald Trump showing the media that he doesn't have any cavities.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Since President Donald Trump will no longer be able to have his never-ending political campaign pep rallies, he has become very moody, downright depressed, and is stress-eating (as many as five Big Macs per day).

He actually wanted to set the limit of people congregating together at 12,000, but Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Sean Hannity all over-ruled him.

And so now, the entire nation has to put up with his incessant babbling, as he talks and rants and spouts and says absolutely nothing during his 2-hour-long press conferences.

With each new question, he quickly pivots to Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has more intelligence in his left earlobe than old Mr. Bone Spurs has in his entire 295-pound body.

When the P.P. (Perfect President) gets a question that he does not like, he looks the reporter in the eye, and sarcastically, and arrogantly, says, “That was a very nasty question,” or “You’re a very nasty person for asking that," or “You’re so much nastier than Stormy Daniels.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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