LAS VEGAS – Since the Coronavirus pandemic has shut down the Las Vegas casinos, all of the pole dancers have found themselves among the ranks of the unemployed. Franco Titsellini, who owns The Once a Pawn a Time Pawn Shop, said that, just in the p...
NEW YORK CITY – Former Fox News and NBC anchor, Megyn Marie Kelly, has allegedly come out of the news woodwork to attack CNN anchor Don Lemon. According to Kelly’s gynaecologist, she does not like the way Lemon is constantly attacking President Tr...
OSAKA, Japan – Osaka police are reporting that a Kawasaki salesman named Yamagamo Matsubashi was treated at Osaka’s Saki-Saki Hospital with a very unusual condition. It appears that Mr. Matsubashi, who has a tremendous drinking problem, was out i...
LITTLE ROCK – The governor of Arkansas, Asa Hutchinson, has just issued a proclamation proclaiming that all adult residents of the state will now only be allowed to purchase two beers per day. He said that he hated to put that sanction in, knowing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After speaking on the phone with the Chinese leader Xi Jinping for 17 minutes, President Trump has said that he will no longer refer to the Coronavirus as the Chinese Flu, the Wuhan Flu, or The Chinese Curse. Xi Jinping told the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The first lady reportedly told her pedicurist, Mr. Mimosa, that she is afraid that the White House parrot, Crackers, may have the C-19 flu virus. Mrs. Trump informed her personal secret service agent Max Goobitosi that, when she...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has been informed that his lawyer Rudy Giuliani appears to be MIA. Trump’s favorite attorney was reportedly last seen at a Coney Island hot dog stand purchasing six hot dogs to go. The hot dog vendor said that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has said that he wants to prove to his base, as well as to his baseless, that he is not afraid of taking the COVID-19-fighting drug, Hydroxychloroquine. Trump, responding to a question from a reporter with The Wash...
BOSTON – The governor of the state of Massachusetts has just issued a mandate stating that the state will no longer put up with those individuals who are hoarding extreme amounts of toilet paper. Governor Charlie Baker has informed the inhabitant...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several more networks have now opted to no longer allow the president to use his daily Coronavirus press conferences as self-serving campaign pep rallies. CNN and MSNBC have now joined The New York World Register, The Hollywood...
SAN FRANCISCO – The mayor of San Francisco has said that he wants to address the fog rumor that is running rampant throughout the Golden Gate City. The mayor said that he received over 700 text messages asking him if fog could cause someone to dev...
HARTFORD, Connecticut – The governor, acting on thousands of emails, text messages, phone calls, and a suggestion from his mother-in-law, has just implemented a new social gathering manifesto. He said that, effective at 12:25 am, he will be limiti...
STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - Many of the states have imposed a self-isolation policy as well as a shelter-in-place policy. And for the most part the vast majority of the people are adhering to these national and state directives except for a stub...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show. Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film T...
MANHATTAN – America’s Got Talent Judge, Howie Mandel, who has always been regarded as the top germaphobe in the country, has gone into isolated hiding. His wife, Terry, has said that he tells her every two hours or so that he is going to go crazy...
NEW YORK CITY – Word coming out of the Ivory Tower at the Fair and Balanced Network is that the powers-that-be are not at all happy with one Judge Jeanine Pirro. And the reason for Fox News honchos being unhappy, is because Judge Pirro, who was te...
MANHATTAN - One of the Big Apple's most popular dog walkers says that her business has drastically been reduced because of COVID-19. Tatum Dazzle noted that the new “No Dog Walking” ordinance is literally killing off her business, and she says she...
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