Doctors in Japan Treat a Man Who Accidentally Got His Male Member Stuck in a Bug Zapper

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 9 April 2020

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Yamagamo Matsubashi said that he is going to get rid of his bug zapper as soon as he gets home.

OSAKA, Japan – Osaka police are reporting that a Kawasaki salesman named Yamagamo Matsubashi was treated at Osaka’s Saki-Saki Hospital with a very unusual condition.

It appears that Mr. Matsubashi, who has a tremendous drinking problem, was out in his backyard barbecuing some sushi.

His wife, Yukisuki said that her and her husband began tossing around a frisbee.

She said that their dog, Pepsi, jumped in front of her husband, and he tripped, getting his manhood caught in the bug zapper that was next to the barbecue grill.

Yukisuki said that her husband began screaming out words that she had never heard before, and she quickly called for an ambulance.

Her husband was taken to the emergency room, and doctor’s were able to save his cock-a-doodle-do, as they call it in North Korea.

Mrs. Matubashi said that the cast should come off in 4 to 6 weeks. She giggled as she said that, in the mean time, she’ll just have the little friend in her bedside drawer (Mr. Boom-Boom) visit her.

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