Rudy Giuliani is Missing

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 7 April 2020

image for Rudy Giuliani is Missing
The average adult has 32 teeth, Giuliani's dentist says Rudy has 40.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has been informed that his lawyer Rudy Giuliani appears to be MIA.

Trump’s favorite attorney was reportedly last seen at a Coney Island hot dog stand purchasing six hot dogs to go.

The hot dog vendor said that the former mayor of the Big Apple appeared a bit disheveled, and kept mumbling “I am not going to be the patsy” over and over.

The vendor wondered if that was some kind of transgender thing, because Giuliani was wearing a “RuPaul Rocks" t-shirt.

Meanwhile, Trump replied that, ever since Rudy returned from his fact-finding trip to Russia, he has not been the same babbling, incoherent, bug-eyed old geezer that he had turned into.

POTUS confided that there are two people who give the first lady the creeping creepies; Donnie Jr., and Rudy.

IN CLOSING - Trump has asked the head of the FBI to see if they can track Giuliani down, since he still owes the presdent $700 on a $16,000 loan from last year.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more