WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has been informed that his lawyer Rudy Giuliani appears to be MIA.
Trump’s favorite attorney was reportedly last seen at a Coney Island hot dog stand purchasing six hot dogs to go.
The hot dog vendor said that the former mayor of the Big Apple appeared a bit disheveled, and kept mumbling “I am not going to be the patsy” over and over.
The vendor wondered if that was some kind of transgender thing, because Giuliani was wearing a “RuPaul Rocks" t-shirt.
Meanwhile, Trump replied that, ever since Rudy returned from his fact-finding trip to Russia, he has not been the same babbling, incoherent, bug-eyed old geezer that he had turned into.
POTUS confided that there are two people who give the first lady the creeping creepies; Donnie Jr., and Rudy.
IN CLOSING - Trump has asked the head of the FBI to see if they can track Giuliani down, since he still owes the presdent $700 on a $16,000 loan from last year.