CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...
KILLARNEY, Ireland - A 69-year-old retired fishing net salesman, named McVey McSweeney, who said he hadn’t played golf in 13 years, accomplished an astonishing feat. “Old Mackie”, as the lads at the Draggin’ Dragon Pub call him, was playing at the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – POTUS really had the White House news media jumping as he showed them an exercise in Ficklism 101. "The Pied Piper of The Potomac" said emphatically that the Coronavirus Task Force was over, and that it had left the building, ju...
WASHINGTON D.C. - It is really no secret that the president and Fox News talking head, Sean “The Hair” Hannity, talk on the phone every night for at least 45 minutes. And, in that time, Hannity provides his BFF with words, phrases, and sayings to...
NEW YORK CITY – The Chinese ambassador is reporting that Sen. Marsha Blackburn has insulted and angered every man, woman, and child in the entire republic. The dishwater blonde, Blackburn, who allegedly graduated towards the bottom of her class at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the White House are saying that the president is very concerned about his extreme lack of popularity with the African-American voters. The Daily Wind just released a poll stating that, among all eligible...
DETROIT – The beef shortage has already caused the price of beef to shoot through the roof. One customer at a Wendy’s in Detroit, ordered the Baconator burger. And when he opened his container box, he noticed that the two meats were both the si...
SAVANNAH, Georgia – The owner of one of the biggest bars in the city of Savannah has just changed its name. Charlotte Silverwater, who is owner of The Dixie Belle Bar & Grill, informed the news media that she has decided to open her saloon doo...
MILWAUKEE – Physicians at Milwaukee’s prestigious Hops Hospital have performed what is believed to be the nation’s first successful uvula transplant. Dr. Lysander Cottoncastle, said that he and his team of experts removed an extra uvula from Dotti...
DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden said that, if he had a nickel for everytime that someone falsely accused him of being inappropriate, he would probably have over 6,000 nickels. Biden spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and commented th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr. Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attende...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...
ATLANTA – The governor of Georgia has decided to toss the dice and put the health of every man, woman, and child in the “Peach State” in jeopardy. Governor Brian Meinkemp, a staunch Republican, has said that the economy of Georgia is suffering, an...
WASHINGTON, D.C – The president recently stated that he has been getting a lot of complaints about the tremendous amount of cooking shows on the cable channels. He said that people say that they’re fed up with shows like "Master Chef", "Blocked",...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has severed his ties with Lynette A. Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, better known as the sister duo "Diamond and Silk". The two black women, have become the most hated women in the black community, due to the...
LANSING, Michigan – The Michigan state senate was thrown in a semi-uproar, when Senator Dale “Johnny Reb” Zorn showed up to the chamber wearing a medical mask that was clearly in the likeness of the Confederate flag. When asked why he would wear s...
MANHATTAN – One of the hosts of The View, Meghan McCain, has surprised many Republicans with her recent political revelation. Meghan McCain, a life-long, dyed-in-the-wool, Republican, was asked if she is planning on voting for President Trump in N...
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