Meghan McCain, Daughter of Senator John McCain, Says She Will Be Voting for Joe Biden

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 26 April 2020

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Meghan has stated that she actually has horrible nightmares about Trump.

MANHATTAN – One of the hosts of The View, Meghan McCain, has surprised many Republicans with her recent political revelation.

Meghan McCain, a life-long, dyed-in-the-wool, Republican, was asked if she is planning on voting for President Trump in November.

The 35-year-old rolled her eyes, and said: “Are you kidding? I hate that evil-mongering colluder so much, that I wouldn’t vote for him if he was running against a deranged, peckerless-woodpecker.”

She went on to say that the “Liar-in-Chief” unmercifully attacked her father, who was a decorated Vietnam war hero, while POTUS is nothing but a heartless, draft-dodging, beaver-grabbing, bully wannabe.

The life-long Republican added that she loves the first lady. She commented that, if she was Melania, she would get the phonebook, call a lawyer, and see about divorcing the pumpkin-faced, disinfectant dork.

Meghan pointed out that she is a proud member of several anti-Trump organizations, including the Never Trump Organization, the Down With Donald Federation, George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group, and the Eff Trump Coalition.

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