President Trump Dumps His Two Black Advisers Diamond & Silk

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 28 April 2020

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A White House insider said that Trump never really liked Diamond and Silk but he used them to show he wasn't a racist.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has severed his ties with Lynette A. Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, better known as the sister duo "Diamond and Silk".

The two black women, have become the most hated women in the black community, due to the fact that they are what is known as "Aunt Tomasinas."

Not since Omorosa left the White House, had Trump received so much ass-kissing from African-American women.

The ‘sistas’ spent most of their time singing the praises of POTUS whom they referred to (in private) as the “Master”.

Trump finally decided that he had to dump the two obnoxious women after they told Sean Hannity that Nancy Pelosi was born in Kenya, and that Alec Baldwin’s grandfather had owned 47 slaves.

Diamond even said that the Chinese had sent the C-19 flu virus over to the United States from China, inside Chinese fortune cookies.

Meanwhile. Silk commented that Trump had told her that he doesn’t like dark meat, but divulged that, if she was Scottish, he would be all over her like Velveeta cheese on a cracker.

An inside White House source revealed that Melania cannot stand the two circus clowns, whom she calls the “Fake Diamond” and the “Soiled Silk.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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