The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 2 May 2020

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Kayleigh recently told Sean Hannity that President Trump is the greatest president in the history of presidents.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr.

Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attended Trump University, where she became very adept at lying up a storm, just like TU's dean of admissions, Donnie Johnny Trump.

Fellow Republican Jim “The Wrestler” Jordan, once said of McEnany, “The little bitty munchkin can lie without even batting a false eyelash.”

McEnany, who perfectly fits the bill of what Trump likes in a woman, blonde, dumb, and obedient as hell, told GOPicky Magazine that her heroes are Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Donald Trump. Yes, little Miss Trumpalina, repeated herself.

A White House insider said that the president had suggested that she wear tighter-fitting clothes, but Kay-Kay said that, if she did, everyone would be able to see that she has some big time keister cellulite.

When asked by a reporter for MSNBC what she likes, Kayleigh remarked that she likes Big Macs, Lee Greenwood, red states, oranges, and lying.

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