WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr.
Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attended Trump University, where she became very adept at lying up a storm, just like TU's dean of admissions, Donnie Johnny Trump.
Fellow Republican Jim “The Wrestler” Jordan, once said of McEnany, “The little bitty munchkin can lie without even batting a false eyelash.”
McEnany, who perfectly fits the bill of what Trump likes in a woman, blonde, dumb, and obedient as hell, told GOPicky Magazine that her heroes are Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Donald Trump. Yes, little Miss Trumpalina, repeated herself.
A White House insider said that the president had suggested that she wear tighter-fitting clothes, but Kay-Kay said that, if she did, everyone would be able to see that she has some big time keister cellulite.
When asked by a reporter for MSNBC what she likes, Kayleigh remarked that she likes Big Macs, Lee Greenwood, red states, oranges, and lying.