DES MOINES, Iowa – The Iowa state legislature met in an emergency session to vote on an issue that had been bouncing around (no pun intended) on the senate chamber floor for a while. The senators all agreed to make it a 'hurry up' vote so that the...
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian recently told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli, that she can no longer keep a secret regarding the man who lives at 1900 Pennsylvania Avenue. Kardashian had gone to the White House to see about getting Kanye (West) a si...
SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN – The co-host of Live With Kelly and Ryan has just shown her legion of fans that she can lie with the best of them; namely one Donald Johnny Trump. For months, Ripa has been telling her devoted fans that she, her husband...
PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...
CHICAGO – A group of leading presidential historians recently met in the Windy City to discuss #45’s legacy. And, to the man (and woman), they all agreed that it will definitely be nothing to be proud of. For one thing, he will have an asterisk...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as the White House press secretary may be coming to an end, and sooner than later. The little “Christmas Elf” went and put her size 6 elf shoe in her size 10 Barbie mouth. During her regular press co...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...
MEXICO CITY – President Andres Manuel Lopez-Obrador, aka “Timmy,” has just informed the United States ambassador that his country is offering to lend the United States $900,000. The president of Mexico stated that his government fully understands...
BALTIMORE – The first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was in Baltimore visiting one of her favorite cousins this week. She was asked by reporters how she was feeling. She softly asked "Why, what have you heard?" One reporter said that most of the media...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It seems that the White House reporters have discovered a little idiosyncrasy regarding press secretary, Kayleigh “The Keibler Elf” McEnany. The iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia reported that she has noticed that, whenever Kayleigh...
BALTIMORE – The President’s son-in-law was in Baltimore visiting his high school Home Economics teacher, Mrs. Bathsheba Boobinski. Jared Kushner, 39, said that Mrs. Boobinski influenced him more than any other teacher or professor. He commente...
CHICAGO – The more that Donald Trump speaks, the more that the Electoral College winner sticks his size 13 shoe in his ever-lying mouth. Three anti-Trump Republican groups are promising to make sure that the Tweet Creep becomes a one-term presiden...
NEW YORK CITY – In a move that caught just about every employee at the Fox Network by surprise, Fox owner, Rupert Murdoch, has announced that Fox will be merging with Comedy Central. The Baltimore Beacon Star newspaper first broke the news after t...
WATERLOO, Iowa – There are an awful lot of angry and upset farmers in the “Fly-Over” state of Iowa. Iowa is famous for corn, tractors, soybeans, and blandness. The St. Louis Outlooker News conducted a poll of farmers who had voted for Trump in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that it has uncovered a memo that shows that the Donald Trump-owned Trump Towers was recently given a federal stimulus bailout check. The check (USA #7881803) shows that it was issued on M...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci was asked about President Trump’s medical condition. The doctor immediately said that it was not his place to comment on his personal health issue one way or another. He then commented that reporters should...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...
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