TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The young folks in the Plywood State said that they needed to have their suntans, and now thousands of them have much more than just darker skin. The Sunshine State Federation of Doctors told Governor Ron DeSantis that he ne…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – The city council voted to take down the statue of the man who most believe discovered America. Although, the descendants of Amerigo Vespucci will say that it was actually discovered by their family predecessor, who was affectiona…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The woman who is Donald Trump’s chief counselor and adviser has just admitted that her own daughter can not stand President Trump, and thinks he is an evil sub-human being. Claudia Conway, has stated that she loves her mom, but…
MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has stated tongue-in-cheek that, since Trump is so quick to give himself credit for any little rinky dink thing he does, he should own up to the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic. The woman, who ke…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for Trump University has said that the prestigious university's latest presidential political poll is now out. And the school has confirmed that its owner and titular dean, President Trump, is as happy as Anderson Co…
HARLEM, New York - Willie Guy Washington and his cousin, Tatakeena Montrose, are asking the Quaker Oats company, which manufactures Aunt Jemima pancake mix, for $2.7 billion in reparations. Washington said that his great, great, great grandmother,…
INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th…
SQUAW FACE, Arizona – President Trump was in Arizona checking out a golf course he may decide to buy. He was asked by the press what he thought about Roseanne Barr saying that he was a woman. Trump replied that Barr is nothing more than a has-b…
REYKJAVIK, Iceland – Reports coming out of Iceland are saying that many of the country’s inhabitants are starting to get extremely stressed over Global Warming. President Guoni Johnnesson recently noted that there are parts of the country that are…
CALEXICO, California – President Donald Trump has inspected a section of his big beautiful wall that Mexico will be paying for, ahhh, sometime in 2025 maybe. A Border Patrol agent, who drove him along the wall, said that POTUS asked him why they h…
BISON SPIT, Montana – Former singer, Sammy Hagar, who is 72-going-on-92, has just made what is being considered by many to be the most idiotic, stupid remark regarding the Coronavirus pandemic yet. The Memphis Post-Haste newspaper wrote that even...
NEW YORK CITY – The NBA season will finally be starting after a 4-month hiatus, that’s 2 years and 4 months in dog years. The Utah Jazz are scheduled to kick off the season against the New Orleans Pelicans. Utah coach Quin Snyder told Sports Be...
JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.
HOUSTON – The city of Houston is thrilled that their Rockets will finally be getting off the launch pad at NASA, and hitting the basketball court. Coach Mike D’Antoni said that he is sick and tired of watching reruns of the “Price is Right” and “…
BALTIMORE – The all-girl band known as the Dixie Chicks were in Baltimore visiting the Baltimore Orioles Baseball Museum and having Pelican Pizza, which the girls fell in love with several years ago. While in town, they were asked by a reporter fo...
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