Dallas Mavericks Will Kick off the NBA Season Against The Houston Rockets on July 31

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 27 June 2020

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HOUSTON – The city of Houston is thrilled that their Rockets will finally be getting off the launch pad at NASA, and hitting the basketball court.

Coach Mike D’Antoni said that he is sick and tired of watching reruns of the “Price is Right” and “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.

Rockets guard, Russell Westbrook, who wears number 0, said that he has never played so many games of solitaire. He pointed out that, at last count, he had played 173 games.

Houston will be playing the Dallas Mavericks, who are owned by billionaire, Mark Cuban.

Cuban said that he has instructed the Mavericks cheerleaders to observe the six-foot distancing rule, and told them that, if he sees even just one violate his policy, he will call a time-out and remove all the cheerleaders from the arena.

Mavericks center, Kristaps Porzingis, who is from Latvia, and stands 7-foot-3, is one of the tallest players in the NBA.

When asked how he feels about getting back to playing, he replied, “I feels like a tiny leedull boy in dee candy store eating Shunior Mints, 3 Mushketeers, and some Ms & Ms.”

Every player is thrilled at the new NBA rule that will now prohibit fans from booing. Booers will be instantly ejected from the game, no matter how rich they are.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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