JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag.
Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.
An aide said that he saw the governor in his backyard gazebo, and he was so pissed off, that he was throwing up.
“Dixie Boy” was reportedly using every curse word in the book, and actually said that he will never, ever watch another NBA game again.
He then showed his true colors, and said that, if his wife ever brings home a watermelon from the store, he may just up and slap her a whole bunch of a lot.
The governor recently said that there is not a racist bone in his body.
Well, whoa Nellie! That kinda, sorta sounds like that other non-racist, racist that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.