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Funny story: American Idol's Top Ten Includes An NFL Cheerleader

American Idol's Top Ten Includes An NFL Cheerleader

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - After having thousands of young hopefuls audition and compete on "American Idol," the finalists are now down to 10. Melody Brushbox, 24, a cheerleader for the Kansas City Chiefs is favored to make it into the top three.

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle

Stormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle

LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - In a shocking revelation, Stormy Daniels, the woman who was paid $130,000 hush money by former President Donald Trump, claims that Trump tried to bribe her with $20,000 to say that they never ate Minnesota pickles togethe…

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Funny story: Minnesota Has Become The Pickle Capital Of The World!

Minnesota Has Become The Pickle Capital Of The World!

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - (Spoof News) - In a recent survey conducted by The Pickle Enthusiast magazine, Minnesota has been declared the "Pickle Capital of the World". The magazine's editor, Peter Piper, said that Minnesota's obsession with pickles ha…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Anson Mount's New Single Is a Big Hit!

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount's New Single Is a Big Hit!

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Move over Beyonce and Jay-Z, there's a new power couple in town! Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, star of "Hell On Wheels," have taken the music world by storm with their new single "We Found Paradise - And It's Us." The s…

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Funny story: Taco Bell Has The Best Guacamole Dip In The Fast Food Industry

Taco Bell Has The Best Guacamole Dip In The Fast Food Industry

CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - Move over, Michelangelo, because Taco Bell has just created a masterpiece in the form of their guacamole dip, which has been named The Mona Lisa of Fast Food Dips. According to a spokesperson for the fast food chain, Taco…

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Funny story: Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced that he may be selling Fox News. The 92-year-old billionaire claims that he's had enough of the network's tomfoolery and shenanigans. According to sources close to Murdoch, th…

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Funny story: The Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears

The Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning upset, pop sensation Britney Spears has won the coveted Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo award for her picture titled "Oops! I Fixed It Again." The photo features a beaming Spears plugging the…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Dating A Very, Very Rich Russian Oligarch

Jessica Simpson Is Dating A Very, Very Rich Russian Oligarch

WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - In a move that has left the world scratching their heads, rumor has it that the star of "Dukes of Hazzard," Jessica Simpson, is now romantically linked to a wealthy oligarch from Mother Russia. Simpson, known for he…

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Funny story: America's Happiest Couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount Are Vacationing Down In Sunny Old Mexico

America's Happiest Couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount Are Vacationing Down In Sunny Old Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just anointed Taylor Swift and her beau Anson Mount as "America's Happiest Couple." According to sources close to the couple, they only have eyes for each other...and th…

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Funny story: South Carolina Outlaws Table Salt

South Carolina Outlaws Table Salt

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - (Spoof News) - In a move that has left local chefs and foodies in a state of utter disbelief, the South Carolina state senate has voted to ban the use of salt in all food preparation. The vote was spurred by a wave of co…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market

Britney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market

MILWAUKEE - (Spoof News) - Move over, Dos Equis guy - there's a new beer spokesperson in town, and she's not just a pretty face! Pop sensation Britney Spears has teamed up with a Milwaukee brewery to launch her very own brew: "Drink Me Baby One More…

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Funny story: After Firing Tucker Carlson, Fox News Owner Rupert Murdock Says Hannity, Ingraham, Gutfeld And Others Are Next

After Firing Tucker Carlson, Fox News Owner Rupert Murdock Says Hannity, Ingraham, Gutfeld And Others Are Next

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning turn of events, the Fox News castle is abuzz with news that King Rupert I has had an epiphany and realized that his network has been overrun by a band of no-good, low-life, talentless hacks (aka his TV hos…

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Funny story: A Russian Bomber Gets Lost In The Fog and Accidentally Bombs a Russian Town

A Russian Bomber Gets Lost In The Fog and Accidentally Bombs a Russian Town

MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin has informed Russian citizens that they want to apologize for an accident caused by one of their Air Force bombers. A Kremlin spokesperson stated that a Russian B-13 bomber lost its bearings in the Russian fog a…

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Funny story: A Russian Destroyer Hits An Iceberg In The North Sea

A Russian Destroyer Hits An Iceberg In The North Sea

MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - Russia's Kremlin Voice reports that a Russian destroyer, The Mrs. Joseph Stalin, has hit a 62-ton iceberg in the North Sea, and the vessel has sunk. The Russian warship was on a spying mission gathering highly classified in…

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Funny story: Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

MANHATTAN - (Spoof Satire) - In the department of "You Just Got Too Damn Big For Your Britches," two of the biggest names in TV news were given the boot in a blaze of glory. Tucker Carlson, known to his fans as "The Swamp Monster," and Don Lemon,…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Matador Boyfriend "El Gazpacho" Purchase a 77,000 Acre Ranch In Texas

Kim Kardashian and Her Matador Boyfriend "El Gazpacho" Purchase a 77,000 Acre Ranch In Texas

LAREDO, Texas - (Spoof News) - Reality TV star and fashion mogul Kim Kardashian has surprised everyone with her latest purchase - a sprawling ranch in Texas named Rancho El Grandisimo. The twist? She's not alone. Kardashian is said to have bought the…

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Funny story: McDonalds Will Now Allow Customers To Pay With Food Stamps

McDonalds Will Now Allow Customers To Pay With Food Stamps

CICERO, Illinois - (Spoof News) - In a bold move, the fast food giant McDonald's has announced that they will now be accepting food stamps as payment for their delicious (and sometimes nutritious) meals. This move is expected to increase sales by…

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