MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…
TERNOPIL PASS, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The White House has announced that the United States 113 Artillery Regiment, based in El Paso, Texas, has soundly defeated President Vladimir Nikita Putin's 19 Infantry Regiment nicknamed "The Commie Kings," a…
SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings has been embedded with the US 89th Infantry Regiment in Ukraine since last summer. She has seen the 89ers in action and she notes that they are the bravest f…
Semper Fi – [burp] – mutherfuckers, it’s the NRA to the rescue! A new platoon of American NRA members have decided to put their guns where their mouths are, and head out to join Ukraine in its war against pro-Trump Russians. Billy-Ray Sqwak has…
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (UK) has just been informed by Buckingham Palace, that King Charles III, will be visiting Ukraine very soon. Charles truly believes that now that he has gone from being a prince to being a full-fled…
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - The BBC has just been informed by Buckingham Palace that the 13th Portsmouth Infantry will be returning back from the frontlines in Ukraine. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly spoke with King Charles III, who informed…
Superstar leader singer, BONO, (May His Name Be Forever Praised), has said that if Donald Trump tries to become the American president again, U2 and other musicians are ready to save America. Bono will call up all his friends in the music biz to h…
I have been watching the War on TV. The Russians are getting decimated. Sort of reminds me of the Patriots that stormed the Capitol and Trashed it. I hate to see any Patriots treated badly. I have sent 3 tons of Big Macs battle rations to the Ru…
According to CCN News, Israel is making America move stored Ukrainian Munitions out of Israel. A spokesman said Israel doesn’t want to appear 'complicit in helping Ukraine'. The US gives Israel (a rich country) $2 billion a year in Foreign A…
VESTABOL, Russia - (Satire News) - Word coming out of southern Russia is that the communist town of Piffinchev, has been captured by the Ukraine's 903 Infantry Regiment. The Kremlin Voice reports that the 903rd is made up entirely of Ukrainian fem…
News sources report that recently at a speaking event - Trump said that if re-elected he would give no military aid to Europe or Ukraine - even if Russia attacked Europe. When President - Trump spent money like Crazy. Billions in Tax cuts fo…
It is well known that the American Militarily (with approval of an American President) - stole the Hawaiian Islands - and have never given them back - though the Natives want them back. And never paid Reparations. But America - in the Strong…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the US press corps that King Charles III, informed him that many of the UK troops in the Ukraine are tired of fighting the Russians and they want to return back to Great Britain. One…
The pages of history can be a strange read. Strange and, some might say, uncanny. The world is fascinated by the terrible war currently raging in Ukraine. But are you aware of the eerie similarities between Vladimir Putin and Volodymir Zelynskyy?…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that President Putin has been catching hellacious hell from over 83% of the Russian citizens. The KV says that about 89% of the Russian troops are sick and tired of being sick and tired, and they…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Joe Biden, has told the White House press corps that things are looking pretty fucked up for Russian Commie invader Vlady Nikita Putin and his tired Russian troops. POTUS stated with a huge smile on his…
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
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