The Ten Astounding Coincidences Between Putin and Zelynskyy

Funny story written by Brett Taylor

Monday, 26 December 2022

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Putin: Similarities to Zelenskyy?

The pages of history can be a strange read. Strange and, some might say, uncanny. The world is fascinated by the terrible war currently raging in Ukraine. But are you aware of the eerie similarities between Vladimir Putin and Volodymir Zelynskyy?

What do these similarities mean? Are they mere coincidences? And what do they tell us about the world today?

Let us consider:

1. Vladimir is the Russian equivalent of Volodymir. Therefore, if you want to stretch a point, both men are named Vladimir.

2. Both are from Europe. Actually, Putin is from Eurasia, but that’s half Europe.

Currently, there are no other uncanny similarities, but we will let you know when we find some.

Hopefully, we’ll make it up to ten someday, or pretty close. Of course, both are male, but that’s pretty common. But stay tuned to these pages for more uncanny coincidence.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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