WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Joe Biden, has told the White House press corps that things are looking pretty fucked up for Russian Commie invader Vlady Nikita Putin and his tired Russian troops.
POTUS stated with a huge smile on his face that he has been told by the Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy that one of his state-of-the-art drones (that he was given by the Republic of Mexico) has captured over 700 Russian soldiers, who are tired as shit of fighting a useless war.
Meanwhile Russian leader "Crybaby" Putin says that the news is simply a hoax like his little orange American puppet (Donald The Trumptard) used to say.
