Trump - U.S. Giving too Much Financial Aid to Ukraine - This Hurts Friend 'Vlad'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

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I'd call Trump an ass, but that would be an insult to donkeys

News sources report that recently at a speaking event - Trump said that if re-elected he would give no military aid to Europe or Ukraine - even if Russia attacked Europe.

When President - Trump spent money like Crazy.

Billions in Tax cuts for the Rich, etc.

But now as Elder Statesman (and selling $99 Digital Cards with Trump dressed in red ballet tights) - he is a Fiscal Conservative.

'USA Suckers are paying big money to Ukraine' - he said on his Truth Social Site. Poor 'Vladdie' might end up with a Heart Attack. All he wants is 30% of Ukraine for Russia. Is that too much to ask?'

When questioned by Reporters - he fell back on his old Trick - 'I was just Kidding about Ukraine. The wife's Slovenian and we have Ukrainian relatives. Everything I say is a Joke.

'You know me - I wish everybody Well - (except Nancy and Hillary - a Curse on them of course). '

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