World History in 10 Seconds - Basil Blathering - America Condemns Russia Stealing Crimea

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

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Go on buddy, just try it.

It is well known that the American Militarily (with approval of an American President) - stole the Hawaiian Islands - and have never given them back - though the Natives want them back.

And never paid Reparations.

But America - in the Strongest terms - condemns Russia stealing Crimea from Ukraine. It's an Outrage! Give Crimea back right away!

When America gets on its Moral Soapbox it is mightily impressive.

Or is trying to sell a Bill of Gods. (Do as I say - not as I do.)

America also stole Panama and Puerto Rico - and for a while stole The Philippines.

And killed many native citizens to steal these places.

So, we have a case of 'the Pot calling the Kettle Black - in International Affairs. That is the usual way the Game Plays.

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