The Vice President will travel to the headquarters of Subway sandwich shops to talk to a “large, restaurant style bowl of the famous Subway tuna salad.” A spokesperson for the Vice president emphasized that he bowl “was quite large and was the…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Donald Jonathan Trump traveled to Cleveland to visit an old girlfriend he broke up with as soon as he met Melania at a local strip club. Trump recently confided to his boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he actually came very…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter, Abby Yukon, is reporting that she interviewed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who told her that VP Harris has just received permission to introduce a new governmental mandating feature…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (U.S. Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has confirmed that VP Harris will be flying to Kabul, Afghanistan on Air Force One to have a private meeting with the top ranking Taliban leader. The vice-president is scheduled to…
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication. The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School. Needless to say VP Harris…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris told Ipso Facto News that she is 99.998% certain that the former “Divider-in-Chief” aka Donald Jonathan Trump will be wearing an orange inmates jumpsuit and sitting in a jail cell before Thanks…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that due to the huge rise in Delta Dawn Virus cases in the Plywood State, the House of Representatives has voted 234 to 201 to restrict travel to and from the state of Florida. Governor Ro…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – VP Kamala Harris was in Brooklyn speaking before The Italian-American Coalition of Pizza Restaurant Owners. She has always loved eating pizza, so when the opportunity to travel to Brooklyn, and get to taste the different…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the assembled press why President Biden has been considering building a wall between the US and Canada. The Farmers Federation of North America pointed out to Vice-P…
The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…
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