NEW YORK CITY – The Roundabout Record Company has announced to the public that they have signed the infamous Lady Gaga to record a new album. A rep for RRC stated that the album will include songs written by Lady Gaga, as well as by Ringo Starr, R…
MALIBU BEACH, California – Jessica Simpson, the sexy, lascivious actress who starred in the good old boy comedy film, “The Dukes of Hazzard,” said that she has decided to take all of her Daisy Duke Confederate-inspired clothes items and raffle them o…
CARPINTERIA, California – Dr. Seraphina P. Acushnet, who is a DNA professor at Left Coast College, said that she may have proof that White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may, in fact, be President Trump’s third daughter. The professor said…
A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…
ORLANDO, Florida – After being completely shut down for four months due to the Coronapalooza pandemic, Disney World is now open for business. But, it appears that no one told the American people, as the attendance for the amusement theme park's fi…
CALABASAS, California – Kanye West, the man who is known for being Kim Kardashian’s lesser half has informed the media that he is serious about running for president. The black entertainer said that he decided to jump on the anti-Trump bandwagon a…
MIAMI – Some of the nation’s leading oceanic scientists have commented that it is time we changed the name of sperm whales. The whales were first discovered by Portuguese explorer, Valdivino Bernardo Sperm in late November of 1617. V.B. actuall…
DETROIT – The NBA has just informed the sports media that it has just picked up a brand new sponsor for the 2020 season. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, said that the NBA is excited to welcome its newest corporate sponsor, Black Lives Matter. Si…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who many say knows dozens of sneaky, underhanded things that President Trump has done will not be going to prison, after all. In yet another presidential pardon, King Donald the 1st, has just given Roger Stone a 'get out…
BOSTON – One of the most respected entomologists in the country has just made an amazing discovery. Dr. Kamayaki Susu, who is the head of the Boston College School of Entomology, stated that he has been studying cicadas for 41 years. He express…
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – The Albuquerque Police Department reported that overnight vandals stole the 13-foot tall statue of Disney character, Donald Duck. Police are checking surveillance video, and hope to catch the duck vandal or vandals. Po…
NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…
SAO PAULO, Brazil – One of the greatest soccer players to ever kick a soccer ball, has just become the president of one of Brazil’s most prestigious soccer teams. The owner of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Senor Ricardo de Ricardo, is thrilled t…
NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…
WATERLOO, Iowa – The Black Lives Matter, spun off The Red Lives Matter, which spun off The Pink Lives Matter, which has now spun off The White Lives Matter. The newly-formed WLM met in the middle of the country, Waterloo, Iowa, and elected officer…
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga recently spoke with a reporter with The New York Sun Observer, and revealed a secret that she has been keeping to herself for several years. The famed singer was recently performing at Manhattan’s Musical Notes Lounge in…
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