A DNA Professor States That Kayleigh McEnany Could Actually Be Trump’s Third Daughter

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 14 July 2020

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Another striking resemblance between Tiffany and Kayleigh is that they both have "outies."

CARPINTERIA, California – Dr. Seraphina P. Acushnet, who is a DNA professor at Left Coast College, said that she may have proof that White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may, in fact, be President Trump’s third daughter.

The professor said after conducting over 18 different DNA tests, results clearly show that there is a 95% chance that Kayleigh sprung from Trump’s loins.

Dr. Acushnet, pointed out the amazing resemblance between Trump’s second daughter, Tiffany Trump, and McEnany is positively stunning.

The doctor noted the shape of the eyes, the color of the skin, the fingernail structure, the deviated tongue, as well as the same exact snowflake-shaped birthmark on their upper left thigh.

When Trump was told about this possible paternity matter, he replied that he has never, ever seen Kayleigh's mother, and if she isn’t a 10, he would not have even given her a second look, much less his boom boomies.

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