MALIBU BEACH, California – Jessica Simpson, the sexy, lascivious actress who starred in the good old boy comedy film, “The Dukes of Hazzard,” said that she has decided to take all of her Daisy Duke Confederate-inspired clothes items and raffle them off.
She said that all of he proceeds will be given to the Black Lives Matter organization, to help them in their countess lawsuits that they've filed against President Trump, Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, and that weasel-looking Tucker Carlson.
The 40-year-old actress said that the items to be raffled include, 14 pairs of cowgirl boots, 9 cowgirl hats, 48 pairs of Daisy Duke short shorts, and a 16-year-old Appaloosa horse named "Chewin' Tabacky".
Jessica added that she will also throw in a date with her, to whoever makes the highest bid on what she is calling “A Date With Jessica Simpson That You Will Never Ever Forget Even If You Get To Be 103”.
