MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Moscow’s national news agency Comrade News, is reporting that President Putin has finally decided to discourage gayism, which has recently increased by 4.61%. Putin was speaking at the Kremlin’s Nikita Khrushchev Meeting R…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle spoke with TMZ and said that Michael Cohen was gracious enough to send her a copy of his book about Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Meghan said that on page 4, she read ab…
Dateline: Trotskyville, Russia -- The recent release of the Putin touted COVID-19 vaccine, named Spudnik 13, sparked our interest and prompted us at Sanitation Watch to send our star reporter, Biff Utrousubrosa, ‘undercover’ into the Madama Blavatsky…
Similar to the Mel Brooks song Springtime For Hitler, Donald Trump is singing Christmas For Putin, by withdrawing 12,000 US troops from Germany, stationed there as part of the NATO Alliance. NATO, forever a pain in the neck for Putin, sort of prevent…
What? Is Trump saying he’s smart and he knows something? He's superior? Suggesting he isn’t the stupid one? Stupid is the other? A reporter asked, "Why do you say Mail-In voting is fraudulent?" Trump reply, “Stupid people may not know this…”…
HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…
LOS ANGELES (Funny Story) – Kanye West stopped crying long enough to tell reporters, after his first rally, that the rally went fantastic. He noted that, every hour, he is picking up thousands and thousands of new supporters from as far away place…
Concerns over the level of Russian influence in key British services have been dismissed as conspiracy nonsense by Home Office press officer, Dmitry Antonov. There are questions about the restructuring of the British Nuclear Fuels programme by it…
MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…
Thousands of protestors protesting in Russia against Putin? No one saw that coming. Rally against Trump, yes, but Putin? Not a good idea. The feeling was that Putin had Mother Russia safely under control and under his thumb, what with the threat…
On receiving a White House pardon from Donald Trump, Roger Stone issued his thanks by announcing, “I didn’t rat out Donald Trump.” This means that Mr. Stone did, indeed, have incriminating evidence against Donald Trump, and, if Mr. Stone had so te…
LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…
MOSCOW – Word coming out of the Kremlin has put a great happy ‘bigly’ smile on President Trump’s face. A recent poll, that was actually taken inside the Kremlin, shows that Trump is ahead of Joe Biden by 83 percentage points. American poll expe…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A White House insider said that the night of Trump’s horrendously, horrific, Tulsa Campaign Rally, he only got 29 minutes of sleep. He flew down to the Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago on Air Force One the next morning. Me...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After first denying that he has ever met Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Trump has finally admitted that he and his Russian hero do in fact text each other on a nightly basis. POTUS said that they mainly just talk about the weath...
With revolution fomenting in the streets of cities throughout the United States, cops on horseback, tear gas, rubber bullets, and Billie clubs, do you see why Putin wanted a know-nothing white supremacist in the White House? President Hillary Clin...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Looking Glass War, either your reflection was distorted, or worse, you were distorted, and a mirror was redundant. The same with the information disseminated by various propaganda sources. Who would have guessed that CNN...
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