WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…
CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid. The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashia…
CHICAGO – (Fake News) - Former White House communications director Hope Hicks was visiting the Windy City, where she had an appointment with her gynecologist. All week the news media has been speculating that Miss Hicks may be with child. And the…
TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…
NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - For many years now, Howard Stern has made it abundantly clear that he has a huge, gigantic crush on Trump’s oldest daughter, Ivanka. He recently told TMZ that, if he had the chance, he would be all over the tall, l…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The news agency iRumors has announced that sexy model Gisele Bundchen, has just filmed a soap commercial for Irish Spring in which she was totally nude. Tom Brady’s wife stated that she has always loved bathing and show…
VIENTIANE, Laos – (Satire News) - The government of Laos has just informed the world media that they are seeing a tremendous influx of people from all over the world due to the Coronavirus. The head of the Laotian Department of Influxers has state…
DALLAS – (Satire News) - One of the pornographic world's most popular actresses has decided that she is throwing her 38-DD bra into the ring. Ariana Marie has starred in such epic porn movies as “Gang Bangin' Up In Bangor”, “The Bikini Line Tattoo…
MRS. PONCE DE LEON BEACH, Florida – (Funny News) - City officials in this popular ocean beach town say that tourists and local residents have all evacuated the beach. A spokesman for the city stated that health experts tested a total of 63 jellyfi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are. The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Satire) - A federal judge in Wyoming has denied President Trump’s request to have his voluminous sex records sealed. Trump’s head attorney, Segundo Juarez, argued that they will fight tooth-and-nail to prevent the…
ST. CLOUD, Minnesota – (Funny News) - Dairy farmer Spencer Funkwood told a reporter with USA Today that he has been a dairy farmer for 51 years, and, in that time, he has owned over 27,000 milk cows. He said that he has never seen a herd of cows…
NEW YORK CITY – (Political Satire) - There are lots of anti-Trump organizations in the USA, but perhaps none irritates the "Golfer-in-Chief" more than George Conway’s Lincoln Project. And as GOP princess Meghan McCain has said, it’s because every…
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…
HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - First he says he’s running for president. Then he says he’d rather be governor of California because of the short commute. And now Kanye “The Pest” West has just said that he wants to take over Tucker Carlson’s s…
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