Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rare appearance in the U.S. as a way of gathering support for his country’s plight, as the country is likely to be invaded at any minute by Russian troops. Given Zelensky’s background, it is perhaps not sur…
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – In a move that has shocked fast food patrons throughout America, and the entire world actually, the McDonalds Corporation has announced a new menu item for 2022. A Mickey D’s spokesperson informed the news media…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has just announced that Russia will not be invading Slovenia after all. The state-owned publication stated that President Vladimir Putin, and he alone, made the decision, and of course as everyone in Russ…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Vodkavich, Russia’s national news agency is reporting that President Vladimir Putin’s tell-all book is flying off the shelves faster than the KGB biography, “We Are Watching You Peoples.” Vodkavich says that the book is on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New News Now News Agency has just boken the story that President Biden has just been informed by the CIA that the ex-president, Don the Con (Trump), did in fact have underhanded dealings with Vladimir Putin and…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Kremlin states that Russian President Vladimir Putin has just gone into his Facebook account and blocked the one-term, twice-impeached, former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Donald Trump. Repo…
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Insiders at Mar-a-Lago say that the Trumpster is still extremely upset at the fact that Russian President Putin referred to him as being nothing more than a submissive pussy. Trump, who has the personality of a sanitar…
MOSCOW – (Satire Gossip) – Reports coming out of the Kremlin, state that Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has now turned on DJT, is alleging that he has 14 tapes of his “American Puppet,” in various states of sexuitis delictiosus (i.e. screwing)…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Moscow’s Red Press has just confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin has always looked upon Donald Trump as nothing more than a pathetic, little submissive pussy, who has the biggest inferiority complex of anyone on ea…
Putin hails superior Russian airpower by unveiling a new plane, but can it put bread on Russian tables? You might as well roll out a dancing bear and say, “See what we got?” Big so what? “See what we got?" Or, we can blow up any part of the world…
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – A group of Trump supporters who call themselves The Extreme Extremists For DJT held a rally for their hero-in-chief at a Nissan car lot in Annapolis. Oliver Tushenbeeker director of EEFDJT told the assembled members that Dona…
Now that the cat is out of the bag (Putin calling Donald Trump mentally unstable,) the piroshki has hit the fan. Donald Trump is calling it fake news and disgusting. Putin is calling it pulp fiction. Quentin Tarantino is calling it: Free ad…
What? Trump and Putin were in cahoots? The lovefest was for real and not for reel? Did Trump trade democracy for communism? If he traded one for the other, does that make Trump a traitor? Not so fast. According to secretly released Kremlin doc…
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
Since the United States moved out of Afghanistan, the Trump gang (family and advisors) will escape to Afghanistan. The Trump family plan to erect several Trump Tower apartment buildings, hotels, and golf courses. The Green Zone, now abandoned, will b…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Many GOP pundits gave Kellyanne Conway 100% credit for getting Trump’s ass into the White House. It is no secret that Conway spearheaded the Trumpster’s campaign, and lets face it, the washed-out, dishwater blonde knows…
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