WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The RNC has just released the names of some of the people and performers who will be at the Republican National Convention. Spokeswoman Birdie Custardtree, 58, said that the featured performer will be Kid Ro…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Caitlyn, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner, has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Fox News that, just after Trump won the Electoral College election, he…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Moscow’s national news agency Comrade News, is reporting that President Putin has finally decided to discourage gayism, which has recently increased by 4.61%. Putin was speaking at the Kremlin’s Nikita Khrushchev Meeting R…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The president told Fox News that he might just move to cancel the NFL football season. He said that if the players are going to insist on kneeling, not saluting him, and refusing to donate to his presidential r…
CEDAR RAPIDS – (Satire News) - Ashton Kutcher, who was born in Iowa, says that he is furious at President Trump, who seems to be doing nothing lately but spending his time playing golf, eating Big Macs, and attacking Kamala Harris. Kutcher read in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is furious at a report by CNN’s Don Lemon, that stated that Melania told one of the White House cooks that she is going to be voting for Joe Biden. Melania reportedly said that she considered who…
PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Meghan McCain hails from a long line of Republicans. Her father, Senator John McCain, fought in Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Greenland to help keep foreigners free. Meghan said that, growing up, she was not allo…
BOSTON – (Satire News) - Kamala Harris was in Boston to drum up support for the new Biden-Harris Democratic presidential ticket. She made it a point, as she does whenever she's in Boston, to have a clam chowder dinner. Kamala was asked by a rep…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no one who is happier about Michael Cohen’s revelation regarding Trump’s “Golden Showers” disclosure than Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Adele. Neil Young told NBC News that now, he ho…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The Washington Post has just stated that Trump is afraid that he is going to lose the election and possibly end up in prison. A White House source said that he is now so nervous that he is binge eating seven…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle has made it clear that she and her prince (Andrew) cannot stand to even look at a photo of President Trump. She said that the latest count of Trump’s lies has already hit the 20,000 mark. Meghan said…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump was asked by a reporter with Fox News about Michael Cohen’s brand new book, which makes him look like the biggest racist predator and tax-evading liar in the entire world. He responded by saying t…
PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…
NASHVILLE – (Political Satire) - In a move that could send the great state of Tennessee back into the deep backwoods, the state’s politicians have apparently taken an obvious leave of their senses. The state senate has issued a proclamation that w…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…
BOSTON – (Music Satire) - The female rapper that Snoop Dogg and Drake have both called the sexiest black rappin’ gal in the US of A was taken into custody at The Mrs. Paul Revere Convention Center. A reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine, stated that j…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…
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