Meghan Markle Says She Has Ordered Two Dozen Copies of Michael Cohen’s Extremely Accurate Book on President Trump

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 14 August 2020

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Meghan told TMZ that she has been approached about joining a late night talk show as a roving reporter.

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle has made it clear that she and her prince (Andrew) cannot stand to even look at a photo of President Trump.

She said that the latest count of Trump’s lies has already hit the 20,000 mark.

Meghan said that USA Today is reporting that POTUS has lied more times than all of the entire 44 other presidents combined.

She then added that you can throw in all of the Russian presidents, the German chancellors, and every golfer in the entire civilized world as well.

The former Duchess of Sussex told USA Today, that she has ordered two dozen copies of Cohen’s book to give out to her friends.

She commented that the man about whom Nancy Pelosi says is second only to Adolf Hitler in racism, will most certainly end up in prison, or at least in an insane asylum.

Meghan said that she feels so sorry for her BFF Melania, who has to put up with the constant hate-filled tweeting, which the orange one does while wearing his red MAGA pajamas.

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