Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...
William Anchor, one of the candidates in the Tory leadership contest, today admitted that he may have mugged some grannies in his youth, but insisted that it was in single figures, none of them died and it was a long, long time ago. Anchor, one of fi...
Theresa May, the former British prime minister, who resigned from her position as Conservative party leader on Friday, has been discovered by three walkers in the Scottish Highlands, crouching under a bridge. The incident took place near Ben Nevis...
Michael Gove, one of eleven Conservative MPs vying for the job of party leader, has said that the fact that he "took cocaine on several occasions more than 20 years ago" should not affect his bid to become Britain's prime minister. Gove, ironicall...
President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...
US President Donald Trump enjoyed a state banquet at Buckingham Palace tonight as the guest of HRH Queen Elizabeth, but rumour has it that the American was "a bit too much" for the Queen, and she had to adjourn to the lavatory on several occasions.
US President Donald J. Trump and Lord Mayor of London Sadiq Khan hate each other, and are constantly tweeting about each other on Twitter. Today, however, things went several steps further, as the pair upset one another so much, their tempers boi...
Ah, Robert Mueller. Up until now, he’s been the focus of many as “a savior”. Hardworking and diligent, a believer in justice with no desire for fame or fortune and who, up until recently, never said a word about his investigation. Here’s what h...
US President Donald Trump is now more popular than ever, and there are firm statistics to prove it! The US Office of Statistical Research (USOSR) has published figures which show that last year, the number of newborn baby boys being given the nam...
President Donald Trump has been exonerated from having acted against the US Constitution, from having colluded with any foreign powers with the intention of 'swinging' an election, from wasting Congress' time and taxpayers' money over proposals for a...
President Donald Trump has extended his planned three-day state visit to the UK after receiving a surprise invitation to make a guest appearance on the BBC's popular political forum, Question Time, on Thursday, 6 June. The show will be broadcast l...
Alastair Campbell, who was expelled from the Labour Party today, after admitting he had voted Liberal Democrat in the European elections, is being tipped to become the next leader of the Conservative Party. Mr Campbell joined the Labour Party in 1...
There were whoops of joy from the membership of the "Conservative & Unionist" party (male and white, average age 57) today as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling threw his hat into the ever-expanding ring. "He's just what we need to open up the...
President Donald Trump's visit to Japan got off to a controversial start in Tokyo today, when he sparked a diplomatic incident after a Sumo wrestler challenged the president to get into the ring with him, and 'have a grapple'. 'Have a grapple' is...
Nigel Farage, the British politician and 'voice of the man in the street', has had to resort to calling pest control officers to his home in Single Street, after a pest infestation on a Biblical scale. Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party, and f...
After nearly three years of hedging, wrangling, delaying tactics, and with less than five minutes to go before B-day, the government is looking for a new way to make decisions over things like Brexit. There have been countless disagreements during...
The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump. They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy. Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to t...
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