President Trump Popularity Rating Increase Based On Newborn Baby Data

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 1 June 2019

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Donald (nickname Donny), son of Don and Donna Donaldson

US President Donald Trump is now more popular than ever, and there are firm statistics to prove it!

The US Office of Statistical Research (USOSR) has published figures which show that last year, the number of newborn baby boys being given the name 'Donald' was greater than in the years leading up to 2018 by some 0.07%, making it the 1,273rd most popular name amongst American male children.

Associated names such as 'Donovan', 'Donavon', 'Donatello', 'Donall', 'Dondré', 'Donny', 'Donté', and 'Dongle' have also shown an increase of 0.000014% in popularity, proving that people all over the US are choosing to honor Trump by giving their children a name to be proud of in the future.

Don Corleone was unavailable for comment.

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