Alastair Campbell Tipped To Be Next Conservative Party Leader

Written by Mister Meaner

Wednesday, 29 May 2019

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Alastair Campbell, who was expelled from the Labour Party today, after admitting he had voted Liberal Democrat in the European elections, is being tipped to become the next leader of the Conservative Party.

Mr Campbell joined the Labour Party in 1994 and served as chief press secretary to Tony Blair until 2000.

Said Campbell:

"I've been Labour all my life, and will continue to be in the future. However, as we all piss in the same pot, I thought 'What the Hell!', and I threw my name in along with the other retards. Like they say, you've got to be in it to win it!"

Others expected to enter the fray, are former leaders Margaret Thatcher and Edward Heath.

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