Donald Trump Cleared Of All Wrongdoing By Donald Trump

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 30 May 2019

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The matter is closed

President Donald Trump has been exonerated from having acted against the US Constitution, from having colluded with any foreign powers with the intention of 'swinging' an election, from wasting Congress' time and taxpayers' money over proposals for a border wall, from misdeeds regarding taxation, from unlawfully obstructing any inquiry into his shenanigans, and from any other wrongdoing you'd care to mention, and a few you wouldn't.

He received.this 'clear bill of health' from himself, Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of America, this morning.

Tweeting on Twitter, he tweeted readers that he had done nothing wrong, and would continue to do it, as long as he was able to do so.

He said he often told himself this, and, gradually, he had come to believe it.

"And now the matter is closed!" he said. "Thank you!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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