Donald Trump To Make D-Day Guest Appearance On BBC Question Time

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 30 May 2019

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President Donald Trump has extended his planned three-day state visit to the UK after receiving a surprise invitation to make a guest appearance on the BBC's popular political forum, Question Time, on Thursday, 6 June.

The show will be broadcast live from Thetford Academy, where, it's feasible, there may be unstable members of UK-based terrorist cells amongst the studio audience.

The outspoken president has added three more days to his trip, and is sure to face questions about D-Day, although the dipshit may not be aware of what D-Day is. Being 6 June, he may think it's Devil-Day.

It's even possible he might think it's Donald-Day.

He will also field questions about Brexit, the Tory leadership battle, his US/Mexico border wall, and the funding of the latter.

But not about collusion, obstruction or any other domestic wrongdoing.

And, with more than a week to go before showtime, vendors have already set up outside the Academy selling best quality rotten eggs and tomatoes.

It's bound to be a great show. Be sure not to miss it.

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