NASHVILLE – (Music Satire) – The singer who has the Midas Touch told Yippie-Ki-Yay magazine that she has set a new goal for herself – and that is to write at least one song per day. The artist, who Dolly Parton has described as the musical version…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) - A very reliable source within the White House has stated that Russian President Vladimir Putin has informed President Trump not to worry about the upcoming election. The source said Putin assured the Trumpster that victory…
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - The original queen of TV’s reality shows is shocked at hearing of her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin’s arrest. The tall, svelte blonde who starred with Jon on the reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” cannot beli…
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Chicks (formerly the Dixie Chicks) held a telethon to raise money for firefighting equipment. Lead singer Natalie Maines told Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that donations came in from every state in the union, except…
ROULETTE RIVER, Nevada – (Satire News) - The president headed west to hold another in his series of Presidential GOP Mask-less Campaign Hate Pep Rallies. He was cheered on by a throng of over 87 people who cheered every word that came out of his m…
KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Ku Klux Klan Illustrated magazine is reporting that their membership has gone up by 93% just in the past six months. KKK spokesperson Roy Dell “Bubba” Griddle told KKKI that, thanks to all of the hate-spewin…
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Celebrity Satire) - The former star of the TLC reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8”, is denying that he and singer Miley Cyrus are an item. Jon Gosselin, 43, ex-husband of Aerosmith’s Stephen Tyler’s ex-girlfriend, Kate G…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There is no anti-Trump group that the Electoral College president hates more than the Lincoln Project. For one thing, every member is a Republican; and a Republican who knows that Donnie boy has about as much busine…
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Satire News) - The man who is best known for being the husband of Kim Kardashian told TMZ that he feels that he is picking up more and more voters. Fargo Windmill with the Political Drive-Thru Window asked him why he th…
STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – President Trump took a quick trip down to Mar-a-Lago to get his teeth cleaned, and to see about hiring a new chauffeur. While there, he was asked about reports that appeared in The Chicago Daily Wind, that sai…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The queen of MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has learned from a White House insider that the President’s personal chauffeur has said that he is not going to vote for Trump. The chauffeur, who asked that his name not be used,…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - A well-known White House insider is saying that the President is in a horrendously horrible mood, after learning from son Eric, that Wikileaks has just announced an up-coming public photo dump. Trump, who, four y…
DOVER, Delaware – (Sports Satire) - President Trump was in Joe Biden territory speaking to a group of supporters that one Dover deputy estimated to be about 36 individuals. The President said he wanted to clear up the matter, where, earlier in the…
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