WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it appears that the honeymoon between Marjorie “Yuck Face” Taylor Greene and Donald “The Grand Fibber” Trump is finally over. Reports coming out of MTG’s office reveal that she is extremely upset at the fact…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Never in the history of Hate Illustrated Magazine has anyone ever received it’s "Most Hated Person of The Year" award more than once. But 75-year-old Donald John Trump now has the distinction of capturing that dubious tit…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has broken the story that Trump’s private bodyguard is being investigated for various violations, and the word on 42nd Street is that he will turn on Trump faster than a police car turning a stre…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…
ELEANOR RIGBY – Rhode Island - (Satire News) – After being in hiding for 17 years the dreaded Stipalacocksolosis has emerged from hibernation with a vengeful vengeance. Insect scientists have been warning that the infamous cicadas were going to ar…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Trump’s new-found pet, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to inform the news media, that she positively has no idea how in the world, some intimate stuff ended up in her left ear. She pointed out that if anything it wo…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The toy industry is reporting that the biggest flop in the history of toy flops is the Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll. The Hasbrutha Toy Company reports that out of the 200,000 that were produced and distribute…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind and The Washington Globe-Express are both reporting that the wife of Senator Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, is totally fed up with her husband’s political antics and shady shenanigans and she w…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…
MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has confirmed that the rumor is in fact true. Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene have agreed to appear on ESPN-4 and engage in a semi-nude mud wrestling…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…
Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…
Putin Celebrates Over Putting A Big One Over On Americans With His Q-Anon Invention. Scene- A secret meeting room in the most secretive part of the Kremlin- Putin raises a glass of vodka high enough for all to see, as they sat around a huge tab…
PALM BEACH, Florida – In a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, reports coming out of the Plywood State say that the man who turned out to be a one-term president, is furious at Senator Ted “I’m So Cold” Cruz. DJT told his BFF, Sea…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most of America is now calling the most hateful, despicable, evil woman in the entire universe, has just gone and stuck her size 13-D foot in her nasty, bigoted mouth. Marjorie “The Human Scarecrow”…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is an old Bulgarian carpenter saying that says, when one door closes, another one opens. Well, in today’s world, one could say, when one lying, evil, racist leaves, another one arrives. According to Nanc…
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