DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree, sister of comedian Zydeco Dupre, reports that the "Fly Over State" of Iowa has just voted to ban pornography in the state's bars, hotels, fast food chains, schools, and nail salon…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa, which is noted for corn, corn, and corn, has just issued a proclamation (Iowa Proclamation M-7893701) which states that anyone caught smoking cannabis within the state will be arrested, fined $5,7…
WATERLOO, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa has just informed the news media that due to the infamous Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the state is in danger of running out of corn. The Iowa Corn Growers Guild (ICGG) has stated that if it does not…
WATERLOO, Iowa - (Satire News) - Most of the corn farmers in Iowa are shaking their heads in disbelief, as the infernal temperatures are hovering close to the 110 degree mark. A weatherman for Waterloo's PBS Channel 102, stated that the temperatur…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The Iowa Senate has just voted on banning three words that most Iowans consider to be nasty words. Since Iowa, is home to over 700,000 prudish folks, the senate vote on the word(s) ban was 69 for the ban, 27 agai…
WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Ukraine state that tens of thousands of it’s citizens are leaving the country post-haste due to the Russian invasion, as well as the spider monkey infestation. One report stated that three pla…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – As astounding as it may sound, the “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has become the new Mecca for drug trafficking. An independent poll taken by the highly reputable Quinnipinni Polling Agency found that Iowa has now repl…
DES MOINES, Iowa – (US Satire) – The “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has just been informed that President Biden has let it be known that they are very close to getting their cornfield asses sued. POTUS stated that the FBI showed him a report that showed…
DES MOINES – (Satire News) – The Iowa State Senate has just banned, by an overwhelming vote, atheists from residing in the Corncob State. Sen. Melinda P. Crickity [R–Sioux City] informed the Iowa press that the bill should have been passed decades…
DES MOINES, Iowa – (Satire News) – In an unbelievable report the Quinnipinni Polling Agency has just put out that Iowa has just managed to surpass California in the amount of cocaine use. Up until recently no state in the nation, not even drug-inf…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Quinnipinni, America’s number one polling organization, has just announced that the fly-over state of Iowa has just become the state with the most sex fiends. Quinnipinni chief executive administrator Lila Linfatelli, 56,…
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Cornbread police have been called to the home of retired ladies shoe salesman Burton Pissmeister, 59, on at least seven occasions, within the past two months. CPD reports show that Pissmeister, who is on parole, i…
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – The local CBS affiliate is reporting that a resident of the town of Cornbread has been taken into custody for conduct unbecoming a normal person. The Cornbread Police Department reported that a Mr. Peter P. Varshi…
CORN KERNEL, Iowa – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just learned that 375 pounds of debris from a Peruvian Herculean rocket is expected to land somewhere in Iowa in mid July. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle said she spoke with Elroy Figalooni, a spokespe…
(NOT EDITED) JOPLIN, Missouri – (Satire News) – A survey taken by professors at Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California, found that in Fly-By-States such as Iowa, Kansas, and Missouri, lots of shy citizens refuse to use the name horny toad, due…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – Corn Shuck’s Eye Spectator News, reports that corn farmer Moses Ripple was out rotating the crops, when he saw a weird object in the western sky. Ripple, who recently won $915 on an instant scratch-off ticket, sa…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ as…
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