Three Plane Loads of Ukrainian Refugees Are Headed To Iowa

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 March 2022

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Abigail Bottomfield, owner of The Pretty Woman Hair Salon in Waterloo says she is taking in a Ukrainian family of 7.

WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Ukraine state that tens of thousands of it’s citizens are leaving the country post-haste due to the Russian invasion, as well as the spider monkey infestation.

One report stated that three planes loaded with a total of 907 refugees left the war-torn country and are headed for Waterloo, Iowa.

The Mayor of Waterloo, Buck “Bucky” Clark, who is part Ukrainian, said that his city will welcome the 900 refugees, as if they were residents of neighboring Nebraska.

Mayor Clark commented that he has talked to a dozen or so fast food restaurants and they will be providing up to 65 jobs for Ukrainian teenage refugees.

Clark also said that he will personally hire a refugee to be his gardener, one to be his upstairs maid, and one to drive his wife, Sonya, to and from the nail salon, the hair salon, and the bikini wax salon.

SIDENOTE: The local Victoria’s Secret store will be donating some of their clearance bin items to the female refugees; including nursing bras, thigh-high stockings, skimpy bikini swimsuits, and crotchless panties.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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