DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ asshole”.
Rev. Gersham W. Bramblemoon, of Dubuque’s Church of Early Rising Cornshuckers, remarked that the Iowa senate is expected to vote on the amendment when it gets back from being on effen vacation.
A member of the ACLU heard about the evangelicals' bellyaching, and pointed out that using the “F” word has now become as common as using the “D” word, or the “P” word or even the “O” word.
The ACLU rep said that if the “E” folks really want to concern themselves with something important, it should be with climate change, and the fact that, this year, the United States had 117 fucking hurricanes, not to mention 93 fucking forest fires, and 4 fucking tsunamis.
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