By the time you read this article, it should probably be one week before Christmas, and all through The Spoof editorial house, this article will finally be published during the near correct month, week, and day of the December calendar. Ballpark?…
Republican Christmas cards are a new hot trend, and all the NRA members want in on it. None of the families or senators or congress-people or celebrities wanted to be named (you have to wait till next Christmas, nosey-parkers!), but each right-win…
A new and important new news story from news agencies about … knowledge! Knowledge is no longer power. Mathematicians and theoretical scientists and other ridiculous people the world over have all agreed that having knowledge about something, a…
Les Robbins, who has made millions of dollars from the motivational speakers circuit, announced that he has released his latest book, “There’s no isn’t in Christmas”. The book is about a poor couple who struggle to find hotel accommodation in the…
A shop you don't remember visiting has sent you a Christmas card. The store, known throughout your small city for its bespoke furniture, small portions of food served in the onsite Cafe, unseemly grafitti art and very high business rates has sent…
Mall Santas are pissed off and they’re not going to take it anymore! They have now formed a union and are demanding fair and equal treatment. If your child has a load in their pants, the Santa has the right to refuse having said child on their la…
Although it is less than two weeks until Christmas, Terry's Chocolate Orange Michael Gove is still on the shelf. He has not even gone for free in one of the shop's buy four for the price of three offers. 'It is not great' said Michael, forlornly.
Pub rock band Oily and the Blanchmange have now played Last Christmas by Wham for the seventh time Even the jazz-tinged saxophonist Tim Dewberry-Sprocket is getting sick of it. 'I know it is a classic Christmas song' bewailed Tim 'but our singe…
Four-year-old Noah is still scared of the concept of Santa Claus. Although, as always Noah has been a good boy, he still doesn't like the concept of a man he has never met giving him a present for no reason. 'It just seems a bit silly to me' Noah…
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Drug Enforcement Administration Agents stationed in Laredo, are reporting one of the biggest cocaine seizures in recent history. DEA spokesperson Grover P. Zander, 42, said that the 4,000 pounds of ref…
I had to go through a lot of sex sites to find these gift recommendations. I didn't know the human body could do such acrobatics. Anyway, my Lady readers at the Olde Church News asked for gift ideas for their 70 - year - old boyfriends. The…
The Royal Buttocks Theatre in London's East End is performing a New Dicken's 'Xmas Carol'. The narrator is named Carol and is a beautiful black chick with large breasts (probably real). She is covered with pieces of strategically placed Holly. Sc…
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again. It is getting to deep winter, and we have to ask a few questions. When can we watch the family film about the psychopath? You know the one, where the young child sets booby traps in his home so that Joe Pesci and…
Distinctly strange bloke Timothy Claypole has bought 10 copies of the same book and now has Christmas 2022 sorted. You might think that the book is one of life-affirming importance, where Timothy has fallen in love with the characters, the storyli…
Contrary to the usual practice, the 5 million TV Channels will only show Mary Poppins 37 times this Christmas and have said that It's A Wonderful Life, Gremlins, Die Hard and Elf will only be 39 times each, as opposed to the 14,000 times they are sho…
Trump has been compared to Jesus so many times by so many of his astute followers, that a few mom and dads, grandmas and grandpas from Oklahoma and Iowa and other “Super Trump States” are delighted that the new “Baby Jesus” in the manger for this com…
China has stated that absolutely, unequivocally, you-bet-yer-ass they WILL not INVADE Taiwan. (Sorry, I capitalized the wrong words there.) Just because Putin amassed his forces along the Russian border with Ukraine BEFORE he then invaded ... does…
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