Distinctly strange bloke Timothy Claypole has bought 10 copies of the same book and now has Christmas 2022 sorted.
You might think that the book is one of life-affirming importance, where Timothy has fallen in love with the characters, the storyline, and the arc of redemption for the main character, and wants to share it with his nearest and dearest. You might think that. You would be wrong.
No, it is a book about the serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Timothy takes up the story 'I was in the shop, the one that sells books incredibly cheaply, but doesn't say it is a charity shop, yes, that one, and they had stacks of this book about Jeffrey Dahmer, and all of my friends and family are always saying, buy me something I wouldn't buy myself, and I think that this book ticks those boxes. I can't wait to hear their reaction, and it only set make back £30.00, now I can spend the rest of my Christmas budget on booze. It is what they would have wanted.'
