Trump has been compared to Jesus so many times by so many of his astute followers, that a few mom and dads, grandmas and grandpas from Oklahoma and Iowa and other “Super Trump States” are delighted that the new “Baby Jesus” in the manger for this coming Christmas will look exactly like Trump.
Little Trump babies for all the “good and wholesome” Christians – those who love Trump and see him as the neo-Christ.
Melania’s face will be carved into the face of Mother Mary, and Ivanka will play Mary Magdalene, and Eric and Don Jr will be themselves as a couple of asses, and Barron will be the Little Drummer Boy.
So check out all those manger scenes on the laws of churches around various states that still hold desperately onto all things Trump, and try not to get drunk and kick poor lil baby Trump out of his manger. He is not a football! We don’t want to tell you frat boys again!
Thank you for your service to the One True God.
