Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again. It is getting to deep winter, and we have to ask a few questions.
When can we watch the family film about the psychopath?
You know the one, where the young child sets booby traps in his home so that Joe Pesci and the tall gangly one can't burgle his family home?
You know the one, where he smashes a full tin of paint into someone's face and does unspeakable things with a heated iron?
The one involving a tarantula, and ice and nails in the basement?
Home Alone. You know the film, a family festive favourite with a deeper and darker side to it.
Kevin McCallister shouldn't be left home alone. He should be locked up, young hooligan.
