Unsual Adult Gifts for Xmas - Pubic Hair Trimmer - And Soft Porn DVD's from Yesteryear

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Monday, 28 November 2022

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Hey boyfriend shaves her downstairs while she works on her beard.

I had to go through a lot of sex sites to find these gift recommendations. I didn't know the human body could do such acrobatics.

Anyway, my Lady readers at the Olde Church News asked for gift ideas for their 70 - year - old boyfriends.

The New York Times (via Goggle) recommended ‘The Panasonic Electric Body Pubic Hair Trimmer' (for men and women). Give your sexual parts some room to breathe. Pubic hair is so Passe. The nude look is in. Should be a popular gift.

His and hers Vibrators seemed a possibility. (Men - your balls like a little tactile stimulation once in a while - and that might also be a hint to the Ladies).

Then I hit a treasure trove of old, classic DVD videos - (now available for $30 each as a Download).

if you like the old Western movies - 'Debbie Does Dallas' is available - but is geared to a younger crowd.

More likely for Seniors is a deluxe presentation of the old Classic - 'Deep Throat'. (For some it might bring back pleasant memories. )

Ever thoughtful - the company also offers "Deepthroat for Amateurs' and 'Deep Throat without Dentures'.

So, it could be 'Bon Appetit' for Seniors this Xmas.

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