Mary Poppins will only be on TV 37 times this Christmas

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 3 November 2022

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No, I really don't think that is a good idea now, do you?

Contrary to the usual practice, the 5 million TV Channels will only show Mary Poppins 37 times this Christmas and have said that It's A Wonderful Life, Gremlins, Die Hard and Elf will only be 39 times each, as opposed to the 14,000 times they are shown throughout December.

The only exceptions will be Christmas 24/7 December, and Christmas 247, the rest of the year channels.

TV Pundit Expert Jones said 'This is great, it really is, and we will have the chance to watch a wider range of films throughout the festive period.'

TV Programme Angus McCoatup said 'What we don't people is that we have seven years of Mrs Brown Boys to show. If the Conservative party doesn't destroy the Festive season this year, I will give it a damned good try.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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