NBC's Matt Lauer Breaks Into Tears During Interview About Male Pattern Baldness
Today show host Matt Lauer was consoled by co-workers after he unexpectedly became emotional during an television interview about male pattern baldness, an unidentified production assistant said today. Lauer was interviewing NBC chief medical ed...
Read full storyMassachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm
BOSTON, MA (AP) - Central Massachusetts liberals began the process of collecting and burning snow that was dumped on the state Saturday from an historic snowfall that dumped 2.7 inches of snow on Worcester and left most streets deserted except for sn...
Read full storyNew Moon omen as The Majesty's lifeboat goes belly up
Canary Islands - Some weird astrological stuff in Aquarius the Water Carrier and Pisces the Fish has been blamed for the sinking of a lifeboat which crashed 65ft from an upper deck into the sea, killing five and injuring three. The incident happen...
Read full storyKate Gosselin: I Fantasize About Charlie Sheen
PEORIA, Illinois - Kate Gosselin has been keeping a low profile as of late, but the former star of two reality shows Jon & Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8 is still looking to bask in the celebrity spotlight. The 37-year-old Gosselin was in Peoria...
Read full storyEvery Major US Airline to Merge. What it Means for You
American Airlines, Delta, Southwest , US Airways, and United/Continental, are planning a mega-merger. The new airline will provisionally be called Delta Southwest United US, and control 70% of the air passenger business in the US. Delta Southwest...
Read full storyU.S. Mint urges Congress to discontinue the T-shirt
Top economists at the U.S. Mint are urging the house and senate to discontinue the iconic T-shirt. "T-shirts costs vary wildly. Anywhere from 5 to 25 dollars per unit, and have Zero value, less than a cent!" comments Randy Zublowski spokesman for th...
Read full storyCouple addicted to coffee enemas finally release names of favorite blends
TAMPA, Fl. - The Florida couple who came clean this week about their addiction to coffee enemas has released a short list of the highly anticipated names of coffee blends that they shoot into their colons via anus up to four times a day. Wife Tamm...
Read full storyBeyonce's Fierce Face Instant Internet Meme :-)
Pictures just released of Beyonce's fierce face at the Superbowl has become an instant internet meme. Beyonce's ferce expression has caused much humour with computer nerds making her appear like a crazy zombie or a green muscle bound Incredible Hu...
Read full storyAlex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts
Alex Jones has gone on the "Conspiracy Do-Dah Channel" and ranted that the government is trying to make men impotent by spiking everyday foods with aspartame. He appeared live on air and ranted that if he puts Tomato Ketchup on his beef burger it...
Read full storyMichelle Obama is Nelson Mandela's Love Child
African icon Nelson Mandela has disclosed that he is Barack Obama's real daddy. Birthers' are said to be 'staggered' by this latest disclosure. Nelson Mandela was watching the inauguration of Barack Obama and he was watching You Tube when he spot...
Read full storyChris Christie To Have A Gastric Band
New Jersey governor Chris Christie has angrily defied critics who have said that he is too fat to be president. He has admitted that he is addicted to 'Krispy Kreme Donuts' and is proud of it. Poor governor Christie has been 'fair game' to crit...
Read full storyChris Brown Caught in James Dean's Porsche
Chris Brown totaled his Porsche while avoiding the girlfriend of Manti Te'o. She was chasing him in the sleigh of Santa Claus with the Tooth Fairy driving like a demon. Brown claimed that she was hand in glove with paparazzi pursuing him on the wa...
Read full storyCNN's Anderson Cooper Sent Chilling Package
CNN anchor, presenter and personality Anderson Cooper, has reportedly received a chilling package delivered to CNN Headquarters in Atlanta. Cooper, currently covering the story of rouge LA cop, Christopher Dorner was said to be 'shocked'. "It...
Read full storyRed Sox Accused of Filling Lineup with Horsemeat
The scandal in France about tainted burgers and lasagna may have spread to Boston's vaunted leaders in the horse race sweepstakes formerly known as baseball. Some fans are accusing the Sox of using imitation meat in the batting order. In a press r...
Read full storyFalklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what
Argentina's Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...
Read full storyFlaky, Feisty and Surprisingly Full-Bodied, Gillian McKeith is back
It struck me as bizarre that Gillian McKeith, former T.V. weight loss guru, wanted to meet at McDonald's. Spotting her at the counter ordering a double cheeseburger with fries, however, everything became clear. Dr McKeith had turned into a bit of a porker. Realising I was about to get the celebrity interview of the year, I decided to pace myself. The woman was already disastrously close to...
Read full storyBrooks facing questions over horse meat
Former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks is to be questioned by the police over allegations that she disposed of a former police horse that she borrowed in some beef burgers. The Horse which was ridden by David Cameron while in the...
Read full storyThe Titillating Reason Sofia Vergara Turned Down Dancing With The Stars
LOS ANGELES - The star of the television comedy Modern Family, Sofia Vergara currently has the biggest selling calendar in the entire country. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, Ms. Vergara's 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Ma...
Read full storyNemo Is America's Top Baby Boy Name
CHICAGO - According to The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, the name Nemo has just surpassed the names Liam, Noah and Mason as the most popular new male baby name in the United States. Bagby B. Buckleybox, a rep...
Read full storyNevada Bans Botoxing
CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Legislature has just voted to ban the cosmetic practice of botoxing. Senator Leelo Henrietta Faltenskyler, 51, who spearheaded the bill, expressed the fact that after much deliberation a vote was taken and th...
Read full storyHomo Sapiens Continue to Bludgeon Neanderthals
50,000 BC - Homo Sapiens are continuing their domination over Neanderthals this millennium as they have been over the last ten thousand years establishing a long term trend unprecedented in the Evolutionary League some would call a dynasty. Statis...
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