Funny story: David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

Pants model and tattooed lady lookalike David Beckham, 37, has sensationally come out of semi-retirement to play competitive football in the French Super Ligue after five years of playing in the Mickey Mouse Millionaire League in America. East Lon...
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Funny story: 'Michelle's dress was crap' says Iran's President Ahmadinejad

'Michelle's dress was crap' says Iran's President Ahmadinejad

Tehran - "Besides, some fat guy sitting next to her at the Governors Dinner has already mentally undressed her," Ahmadinejad pointed out, "I saw the infidel's bloodshot eyeballs quiver when she turned her head during a toast." The explanation cut...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Agrees to Stay in New England with Kevin Garnett

Tom Brady Agrees to Stay in New England with Kevin Garnett

COLD NEW ENGLAND: Tom Brady has just lowered the bar for all overpaid quarterbacks in the NFL. By accepting a contract extension for peanuts with the Patriots, Tom has given them enough wiggle room to sign Wes Welker and Aqib Talib. Brady does...
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Funny story: Ikea customers demand money back after failing to jump over Bechers Brook!

Ikea customers demand money back after failing to jump over Bechers Brook!

Ikea customers, who consumed their meat balls while purchasing new furniture at the company's mega-stores in Europe and the UK, noticed that after feebly attempting to construct the damn stuff, they started to "champ at the bit!" (It's enough to driv...
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Funny story: Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Europe - Conservationists are worried that high levels of Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals - EDCs - in European waters are shrinking the native beasts' fabled genitals a wildlife symposium heard today. The problem's got so bad that the females of t...
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Funny story: Smiley Face On Check Prompts Extra Tip For Poor Waitress

Smiley Face On Check Prompts Extra Tip For Poor Waitress

Despite receiving poor service at a local diner, Boston couple Dan and Irene Goodwin felt compelled to leave a larger than average tip for their waitress, Brenda Lynch, after she drew a smiley face on their check and then wrote "have a nice day" unde...
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Funny story: Biden Premieres New Bangs At State Dinner

Biden Premieres New Bangs At State Dinner

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Vice-president Joe Biden has been living in the shadows of President Barack Obama long enough. That's why he made a New Years' resolution to find his own way into the limelight, when he promised members of his international...
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Funny story: Monday Morning Commute: Noticeably Quieter!

Monday Morning Commute: Noticeably Quieter!

Chicago, IL - Commuters on Monday morning were taken aback at just how noticeably quiet their journey was. This report comes after a apparently much more jovial Friday morning L ride. "This is definitely...a lot quieter than Friday." said con...
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Funny story: Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Not to be outdone by her husband, Michele Obama took to the stage at the Oscars, delivering the award for "Best Picture" via satellite from her Celebration Ball, her nightly black-tie affair at the White House to commemorate her presu...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

DAYTONA, FL - As expected, NASCAR did all it could to help elevate this past weekend's Daytona 500 into the history books, and it did so by seeing the sports first full-time female driver - Danica Patrick - win the race's coveted pole pos...
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Funny story: Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible. Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...
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Funny story: Vicky Pryce said she called Chris Huyne, "The Naughty Person'

Vicky Pryce said she called Chris Huyne, "The Naughty Person'

"Naughty Peson" Chris Huyne is the villain of the drama about "Noddy And The Speeding Points'. Well meaning,'Tessie Bear', Vicky Pryce was coerced into accepting the speeding points for her "naughty" spouse on her unblemished licence. Naughty Noddy...
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Funny story: From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
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Funny story: "Is Cameron Still A Tory?" Asks Disgruntled Lord Ashcroft

"Is Cameron Still A Tory?" Asks Disgruntled Lord Ashcroft

Lord Ashcroft has decided not to donate any more of his hard-earned cash to the Tory Party. After giving over £10 Million in donations to the Conservatives he does not think that he is getting, "value for money". A close pal of the peer has discl...
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Funny story: Washing machine on the run

Washing machine on the run

A washing machine was seen shuffling along a street in Gateshead yesterday. Apparently, it had been over-filled with an unbalanced load of clothes, and began vibrating madly during the spin cycle before jigging along the kitchen floor and out of t...
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Funny story: Lord Feelyfoxy Scandal Explained

Lord Feelyfoxy Scandal Explained

The scandal of Lib Dem Lord Feelyfoxy has been explained by Lib Dem leader Nick Clogg in an exclusive interview with Spoof. The problem of poor communication at Lib Dem Headquarters stems from the poor resources of the Party. Unable to afford inte...
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Funny story: MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...
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